Context
A song inspired by one of my fellow players, MadameSchnuff. While she has no clue where to go and the orientational sense of a brick, she has the supernatural talent of bending the game to her whims. A river full of crocodiles? She manifests the safe crossing. Starving? She manifests the meat!
I MANIFEST THE MEAT
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
We're stumbling through the forest, with our stomachs in a twist,
No deer upon the hillside, not a boar to be dismissed.
I've lost track of where we're going, we're probably doomed to roam,
But my Dilophosaurus grins and says, "The food will find us home!"
She lifts her little head up, with conviction in her eyes,
"There's a feast around the corner, I can feel it in the skies!"
I say, "We're going to starve here!" She says, "Trust in what I do!"
Then a boar comes through the bushes like it heard the interview!
[Pre-Chorus]
No tracks, no trail, no hunting plan,
Just faith in the invisible hand!
No map, no compass, no clue where to be—
Just close your eyes and manifest the meat!
[Chorus]
Manifest the meat! Make the whole forest feed!
Call the deer, summon the boars, give the hungry what they need!
When the belly's getting empty and the odds are looking bleak,
She just smiles and whispers softly,
"I manifest the meat!"
Manifest the crossing! Manifest the run!
Manifest a miracle beneath the dying sun!
No admin, no commands, no cheat codes to repeat—
Just a Dilo with a mission and a supernatural streak!
[Verse 2]
She's a mother to the hatchlings, every baby gets a home,
Whether Mama or Papa, none of them will walk alone.
She'll protect them with her whole heart, she'll defend them tooth and claw,
But ask her where we're heading and she'll lead us to a wall!
She's got instincts like a prophet, she's got eyesight like a brick,
Can't tell east from west to save her life, but somehow she's got tricks.
We'll be lost for half an hour, going round the same old tree,
Then she'll shout, "I KNOW THE WAY!" and find a buffet magically!
[Pre-Chorus]
No GPS, no sense of direction,
Yet the food obeys her divine intervention!
The world may be starving, the odds may look bleak—
But somewhere in the distance, there's a meal on its feet!
[Chorus]
Manifest the meat! Make the whole forest feed!
Call the deer, summon the boars, give the hungry what they need!
When the belly's getting empty and the odds are looking bleak,
She just smiles and whispers softly,
"I manifest the meat!"
Manifest the crossing! Manifest the run!
Manifest a miracle beneath the dying sun!
No admin, no commands, no cheat codes to repeat—
Just a Dilo with a mission and a supernatural streak!
[Verse 3]
There's a river up ahead, and the water's dark and wide,
Deinos with great hunger are waiting left and right
I say, "We're never crossing! We'll be lunch before we land!"
She says, "Relax, I've manifested it. Just follow my command!"
We tiptoe through the shallows, every heartbeat like a drum,
There's a shadow moving underneath—oh God, here it comes!
But we scramble to the far bank, every scale and bone intact,
Then the poor fool right behind us gets a crocodile attack!
[Bridge]
OH, SHE'S BLESSED BY THE SERVER!
SHE'S FAVORED BY THE CODE!
SHE'S GOT THE ANCIENT POWERS
SHE PLAYS ON EASY MODE!
She can't find the coastline,
She can't follow a track,
But she stares down an empty field
And the wildlife spawns back!
Is it luck? Is it magic?
Is there something we can't see?
Is she secretly the dev team
In a Dilo's little body?!
[Final Chorus]
MANIFEST THE MEAT! LET THE WHOLE WORLD FEED!
SUMMON EVERY BOAR AND DEER, WE'VE GOT HUNGRY MOUTHS IN NEED!
WHEN THE ISLAND TURNS AGAINST US AND OUR FATE LOOKS FAR FROM SWEET,
SHE JUST LIFTS HER HEAD AND HOLLERS,
"I MANIFEST THE MEAT!"